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Have you ever killed a dog while driving drunk,
Wait a minute, you named a cat Buttercup?
Dr. Lee's Pet Engine Cooking Bags
I'm so happy you all could make it tonight.
Give us a call.
You also didn't know I was a rock polisher.
Buttercup had kittens.
(gasps) Can we see it?
I can get drunk whenever, sleep with anyone,
(crowd screaming, clamoring)
Sorry, guys.
She won't answer.
Oh, my God, I can't believe Buttercup is still alive!
Two Blondes
Candy! Quahog! Marshmallow!
He did?
Why?!
But, Glenn, I have a surprise for you.
Nobody here thinks you look good unless you have
Only Quagmire.
the last episode of a soap opera Quagmire was in.
From the show!
since The Shawshank Redemption.
All right, gang, me and the guys are off to Korea to find
QUAGMIRE: Guys, wait!
Quagmire, tell us what happened!
Yeah, back when the Navy had me stationed in Busan,
Hey, guys.