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And we don't come down until we've made a decision that we both can live with.
All right, new arrivals.
I've hired some 1980s black breakdancers to do their routine on your stomach.
We've conceived many times, but for some reason the eggs won't attach.
Okay, Peter, if you're so pro-life, let me ask you this.
Peter, what the hell are you doing ? Have you lost your mind ?
There's cutbacks on things we love.
Okay, read the third row down, please.
Peter, I honestly don't care what you say.
That's the little people.
Let me show you around.
But really, Meg, you don't know anything about this stuff.
Mrs. Griffin, we have a saying around here.
No, I've had it ! I don't want you pregnant.
Peter, this is important.
And whatever we decide, we both have to agree that it's the right thing to do.
Can't believe she went ahead and did it.
I hear you contemplating having an abortion.
If you have a few moments, I'd like you to watch this video presentation.
You what ?!
Yeah, it's great. You're treating your vagina like a Red Roof Inn.
Dammit.
Well, let's just say Naomi and I experimented quite a bit in college.
One nipple.
I don't want you walking around all pregnant for nine months,
And I'm supposed to blindly go along
The basketball smells like rotten eggs
Peter, say happy birthday, come on, you can’t do it, it’s Barbie girls birthday Happy birthday Barbie girl
If they left their mittens you wouldn't keep'em.
TATU All the things she said
But what do we do until then ?
- It's the size of the tip of the pin. - It's alive, isn't it ?
Why don't I get you seated in the dining room and then we'll pour the wine.