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is always escaping and biting everyone.
Happy Valentine's Day, lovers.
God, you actually got me excited about today.
I mean, can I help you, valued customer?
by the north Korean secret police.
I just realized I'm gay.
We were in a room full of tables.
I need to hurt her,
I looked at colors, we came here.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
- Oh. Oh, yeah! - Oh!
a transvestite cruise for the last month.
Is a lot more difficult than organizing
constantly spilling hot tea in his lap
And then some thick girl would try to squeeze into it,
You'll have to go through this old bastard first!
Ah, there you are.
And it's gotten me nowhere.
everyone fudging freaking the fudge out!
How could I possib...
This isn't some idiotic civil war
Okay, we don't have a lot of time.
"Debra, where's the figurine I gave you?
Maybe we sit quietly and read our, uh,
Ideally when she's wearing only a necktie.
I want to make sure it doesn't cause seizures.
Thank you.
Why don't you just come out and say
and it's giving me a tension headache,
with her tennis instructor, mark.
Do you see a 14 on my watch?
♪ our first embrace
So you're not spending tonight with Paul?
Ah, let's keep walking,
But, my lord, I gave you these dueling pistols last yuletide.
Wear it.
We're not going to chili's until I hit one.
Believe me, I know how you feel.
Just like my mom's back.
And like all celebrities,
You failed me, Pete.
This happened to you? We have something in common?
"Hey, baby, what's wrong?"
I know you don't think it's mental, but it is.
But, as you know,
I'm sorry I was such an Italian in there,
Diana, you're here, I thought you'd be at the house.
All right.
soccer magazine.
We'll get a real table.
Oh, nice place.
Is this your boyfriend?
Anyway, you'll be happy to hear
about being too old for something.
You just make everything worse.
And you own this place?
The only "but" we speak of tonight,
ever.
it's why you still aren't done filling out your 2010 census.
These shoes hurt, mommy.
No! Monica and Chandler just slept together in London.
What a shame.
What are you doing?
We better be able to survive a simple trip to Ikea.
Also I menstruate a lot.
Maybe you're reading it wrong?
Ikea.
I didn't know you had that in you.
for "your brain is broken."
14:30? You do know that this office is in America, right?