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you could help us get into Eurovision?
-You must leave Eurovision. -No! I'm not listening to you.
-It's live television. You have to go on. -No, I can't. I can't, I can't!
["Amar Pelos Dios" by Salvador Sobral playing]
He is a sex player.
Oh, my God.
-[laughter] -Turn it off.
Lars cannot have everything.
♪ I wanna stop the clocks And hold you close ♪
[Sigrit] Mmm...
[all cheering]
Jae-bong.
♪ Thought I made it clear Do I have to say it? ♪
Just... remember what we talk about the other night, okay?
[man 2 laughing in distance]
so she quite good, but everybody hates UK, so...
It is my life.
Okay. Yeah, thank you.
Ever since I was a small child,
-It's very beautiful. You write this? -Oh.
[Sigrit] That was so fun. [vomits]
Sigrit.
What are you doing?
Me, too.
♪ Loving you’s my nine-to-five ♪
Erick, it's started.
♪ It's so sad that you're leaving ♪
This your moment.
You are blowing it big time.
No, no, no, we are almost finished.
You could. You just didn't want to.
[sighs] I've always loved Sigrit.
-Hello? -Oh, no one's home.
Okay.
[sucks teeth] How you know this?
The first rehearsal was a bit of a mess.
And that guy over there.
Hello?
♪ Give me your love ♪
Oh...
-It's uncanny. -They're very, very handsome.
[all exclaim]
You sing with such passion.
It's true?
[sighs] Fuck it. What?
♪ Come and play ♪
Oh...
-But Papa, no, I have to connect-- -Enough. Shut up. Shut up, Lars.
are you ready for your first technical run-through?
[sighing deeply]
[all cheering]
[screams]
-I can do a camel. -[Lars] Do a classic camel.
Eurovision is the big time. This is crap compared to Euro.
-Coming through. -Whoa, easy, man!
-playing at the Captain's Galley? -She's probably not my sister.
[Lars] Thank you! Thank you!
♪ Surrounded by so many That just didn’t light my fire ♪
-Thank you, Lars. That means a lot to me. -No, it's what's right.
Romania gives eight points to Iceland.
for the grand finale on Saturday night will be...
Both for me?
Let’s go sex nuts
Oh!
-[Lars] Yes. -[Sigrit] No!
-He's getting in the car? -Oh, my God.
I am happy to go sex-nuts.
Think about it.
♪ To the sky above ♪
Hey. Be a cool guy.
[laughing]
The moment you're all waiting for.
Too bad about the boat.
♪ Volcanic protector man ♪
-Where is the exit? -[Erick] There is no exit.
HE’S GOT BDE HUNDO P
personal submersible...
Just sing.
-Let's go. -No.
-It's so great. -Yes.
The music is not a contest.
Iceland managed to set a new low bar for Eurovision failure.
♪ La joie d'etre libre ♪
Oh, shit!
Uh, you're not going to Reykjavik.
Sigrit!
-Lars... -No, come on. I'm running late.
Iceland, are we ready?
Okay. Happy times, cheery feet, pick them up.
Got me?
-[kisses] -[kisses]
The semifinals are finally here.
Get ready, Húsavík!
-[ominous voice] Lars. -Hello?
[groans]
much!! much!!
{\an8}without being dramatic, I think it may be the best
-[Sigrit] Whoa. -[Lars] Okay.
♪ Love... ♪
-My father is ashamed of me. -[gasps]
And now, it's time for you to go to your phones
you're right.
-but I am dead sober." -[gasps]
-Alexander. -Mita.
It's all about the plo, yo. [popping lips]
So good, Kevin Swain.
[Mita] Mm-hmm.
We are so close to realizing our dream.
[smacks lips, scoffs]
I need to get to Sigrit. She goes on in ten minutes.
You don't have to fly alone.
Shit happens.
♪ I’m growing cold Like the wind from the north ♪
[grunts]
[man over PA] {\an8}Okay, and standby, Russia.
[Erick] Lars!
We are Fire Saga.
♪ I saw you and then ♪
-It's a boat, Lars. -How do you get off this thing?
And Iceland, your time is up. Please clear the stage.
♪ Come into our world of freedom ♪
♪ Because I'm happy ♪
♪ I saw you and then ♪
Oh, yes, I can see why.
You are a most exciting woman.
She one of the favorite. She great pipes,
♪ When I feel your gentle touch ♪
-They have a special for Americans. -Where's the Starbucks?
Jamba Juice! Come on, let's go.
♪ Guarding the land ♪
[mock crying]
♪ I’ll be the king you wanted ♪
you're going to wiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn sexy shrimp boss honey money love
[musical fanfare plays]
she never liked me.
[Lars] I do.