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Sure, it's got the nicotine, but where's the tar?
High-quality methamphetamines.
As soon as I collect my things.
It's a National Public Radio broadcast center now.
I played this just perfectly.
Hmm. He has a point.
but I know someone who can help:
Okay, how about this--
Oh, I wish we'd bought the more expensive theater tickets.
Henry, did you remember
Just like you destroyed my mansion.
If I want to resume fracking,
And that includes...
Wait a minute, I'm not having a stroke, am I?
Safety first!
and like all boomtowns, it would have lasted forever.
Nature is God's ashtray.
wouldn't we know it?
Who are you?
without their permission.
I'm not screwing you over.
If you can't dance in it, I ain't drilling for it.
one day a year when murder is legal.
into underground shale deposits,
Mr. Simpson, rebuttal?