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Let's go to your office.
Hey, kid, I'm Al Czervik.
Hey, I think you and I ought to go outside and have a little talk.
I'm getting a little tired of this. Gentlemen, it's about time we...
I'd keep tweeting, Donald. I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while.
well beryl bonk and i can handle anything you throw at us! take that tony abbott! for not supporting the cuts to the carbon bonking tax! i'm still opposed to gay marriage. oh yes you are juliar grillard. ha! ha! ha!
People don't say that about you. As far as you know.
Didn't want to do it. Felt I owed it to them.
Ahh yes ,the yatch club!
Doody!!
GTN Ladies in the house
I’ll quit the game
Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?
Listening to US media & Generals talk about war crime
There is no gob.
Who wants it, huh?
Who is that disgusting man over there?
I loved your come on my stomach last night tiger Especially the third time!!!!
Oh, God! That's all I need!
You've been acting psychotically lately.
Chad says....
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a milkshake. I want a hot dog.
I’m a veg danny
Sing me a love song.
But I am studying this stuff, so I know it... you know... like...
You're right.
NOBODY LIKES A TATTLETALE HMMBURGERS, EXCEPT OF COURSE, ME.
...when his shorts are too tight in the seat!
A pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you.
So I’ve got that going for me.
What do you want?
Hey, Judge, give someone else a chance! You lucky devil!
What do you say we bust up this joint, huh?
The Judge and Mr. Czervik have a $100,000 match going on!
How about a Fresca?
Test Trst
Why, you son of a bitch! I'll fix you!
Rudying is illegal at Bushwood, sir
Good luck, sucker.
Come on! I'm asking.
Your uncle molests collies.
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice!
I want a hamburger.
Hey, Judge, cheer up, will you?
Results of Iowa Democratic caucus
What time you due Back in boys town
Can you make a shoe smell?
There is no God.
Follow the science
I hate myself. I'm gonna get that scholarship.
...varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang... I think.
Excellency... fiddlesticks!
My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
What are we running, a restaurant?
Oh, it looks good on you though.
We have an up stairs and a basement Basement is probably good for you
Take your hands off her, young man!
The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote...
how'd you like to go to a fancy dinner?
Why?
I know you're just making this up about the other guys...
Yo, Louie, Rocco! Help him find his vaccine card.
He's got to be pleased with that. The crowd is on its feet here.
...and carry golf bags a couple of times a week.
Do you mind! I'm trying to tee off.
You're not... you're not good. You stink.
Well, I'm a heretic So, I got that goin' for me... which is nice.
...deciding what you wanted to do with your life?
Aw, forget about it. I'm just kidding.
Yeah... me too. I'm late!
Mrs. Havercamp. You need this.
At the end of his four years, the last semester, he was kicked out.
I heard something about that, sir, but my grades in high school...
Joe Biden when speaking
Don’t sell yourself short Mish - you’re a tremendous slouch
I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna start coming down for awhile
I don't believe it... Really?
Moose! Rocco! Help the coach find his checkbook
Late for what?
Fuck Kowe Fuck You"
I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down awhile.
Hey Moose! Rocco! Get These Guys Out The House
When you were my age, did you ever have trouble...
This is a hybrid. Bluegrass, featherbed bench and northern California sinsemilla.
You’ll go to bigs and like it!
Unbelievable!
If ii open my mouth that wide would you put your penis in it? I'm not showing the top of my stomach because I just want to drink with you!!!
I'd keep playing I don't think the high action neck bow stuffs coming down for quite awhile.
He's got a beautiful back swing. That's... oh! He got out of that one!
I'm assuming from the feeling of your penis on my stomach that low handicap means something else. Hole in one.
Where did you go? Oh, hi, Carl.
Well then you aint getting no CRARs
BUY BUSHWOOD? YOU!!!!
Hey my Buddy!
No, I brought most of that stuff back from Vietnam.
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Why?
That's it!
I don't play golf for money... against people.
ED
Which way is backwards?
...best game of my life.
Happy Birthday Tommy! You'll get nothing and like it!!
And you're rather...
I figured as much! Hey, Moose!
Where is he?
PUT ME DOWN FOR 5
Just a harmless squirrel.
You put your suit on!
Look, sir, just bend a little that way and swing away and...
I mean, he's been Club champion for three years running,
Moose, Rocco, help Hausman find his checkbook
I have to laugh...
What do you want to do?
This is going to be sweet.
There is no God.
Sit Justin Jefferson, I’ll make it worth your while
NICK'S B-DAY TREATS FUN SHAPES CAN'T BE BEAT
you're a funny kid, ya know? what time ya due back in boystown?
You must have been something before electricity, huh?
Happy Birthday Bill!
I Christen thee Solitude by the Sea
I'll play.
Hey Moose, Rocco! Help Bobcat find his checkbook!
I invented my own kind of grass, too. Did you know that? Look at this.
Rocco is gonna help you find your checkbook
I should have stayed home and played with myself.
Jay Mohnahan
It’s easy to grin when your ship comes in... ...and you’ve got the stock market beat.
hi
Damn your eyes, man!
...and a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.
Scum, slime. Menace to the golfing industry!
Judge Smells Ty
I want the panels scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected!
Hey Jeff, How about a little something, you know, for the effort?
We’re in
They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong...
WE'RE WAITING...
The kidding around is pretty much over
NYPD at its finest
Rocco, Moose Make sure clearing updates calendar
By height.
All right, place your bets! Here we are!
So we finish 18 and he's going to stiff me.
Hey, Wang! What's With The Pictures? It's a runway! Come On.
Out! I said, out! Didn't you hear me?
...and be... the ball.
Then split. Okay?
ME WINNING ISN'T. YOU DO GREAT GRAMMAR
Rub my stomach
Bob Hope.
Come work with me. You can bus tables.