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You're looking lovely this evening, Mrs. Smails.
Don't count that! I was interfered with.
Is this Russia? Nah not Russia.
Here Ed
I've got to go to college. I've got to!
That kid will eat anything!
Oh Danny, this isn’t Russia.....is this Russia?
Hawk!
Well thanks for nuttin Danny
Thanks for the dope.
Hey Frank Mac.... While we're young!
No, Mr. Havercamp, the green is right over there. It's that way.
Harshil
Right in the lumber yard. It's okay. We'll work on it.
He’s a CADDIE.
Shut up! That means the caddy scholarship is available again...
It's like going to bullfights on acid
Well, it's kind of difficult with you talking like that.
Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?
Hey
"Good afternoon, s--" "Bourbon!" "Yes, sir. Wou--" "BOURBON!!!"
Hey, Ringo, play something hot, will you?
Not bad, huh? And I'll have 2,000 more units in the next two years!
Hey, thanks a lot!
Keep it.
With the Government these days, if you own anything but politicians ...
Do you know what I just saw?
Hope it's ok that I didn't get you anything You'll get nothing and like it!
Is this Russia No
elk beats elk beats
I'm going to put it right on the line.
If he bothers you, I'll take care of him.
I’ll male it worth your while.
I have an account with huckberry
I'd keep coding I dont think bugs will be logged until the morning
More like 68, I think.
You're blocking!
Don't let me down, Billy!
...and all you have to do is get in touch with it.
What's your address? You're on Briar, right?
I'm going to have it! I've already decided!
This is registered. Carl Spackler's Bench.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Condos over there! Plenty of parking.
I'll slap an injunction on them so fast it will make their heads spin!
Come Loofa my Stretch marks
BRIAN!! get your foot off the boat!
Look at that sexy fluid pumper
Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?
This is your wife, huh? Oh, a lovely lady.
He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
You missed just that one.
Will you be my Little Monkey Woman?
No, I was kidding.
Okay, Danny, this is for the Gold.
well thanks for nuttin', Paul Mitchell
SAME Don’t smile at me a lot. Okay??
Careful. I'm going to move right down the Ticonic Parkway...
Is it a long distance?
I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
Wait a minute. I've only got a little.
Turds!
You're Drinking Too Much, Your Excellency
That is kind of incredible, sir.
Don’t sell yourself short You’re a tremendous fool
Give me the Mets and three and I'll take the Yankees even.
Grant Greenblum?!? Scotch Ad
All right. Stand up!
They call me the G.O.A.T.
I've been a little under strain. I have to play with Smails tomorrow...
Shannon Can you make a shoe smell
Is this Russia? This isn't Russia is it?
I'm going to use you guys to do my dirty work for me.
Eat it, Spaulding!
I AINT PAYING $5 FOR NO BLUE CHECK
...and I want them now! Chop-chop!
Say, let's have a little bit of this. Look at this. Try it.
Give me a box of those naked lady tees
You got a pool over there?
You, you, are no virgin Cheers
...I'm still convinced that you have very fine qualities, and...
What do you think?
Why don't you come on in and help me sort my holy cards first?
Rub my stomach
How do you measure yourself with other golfers?
He's not a member, Grandma. He's a caddy!
Hey Jake
Vanzee get your foot off the boat!
I want you to meet Bill Schick. He's clerking for me this summer...
Come here, honey! And hey, loosen up! You're a lot of woman, you know?
Hope it's ok that I didn't get you anything for your birthday!
Biggest Whore on 5th Ave I’m told
I notice you don't spend too much time there.
All right, everybody. It's time to christen the sloop!
So you’ve got that going for you. Which is nice.
Anything. Who's your decorator? Benihana?
Go ahead. It's nothing.
I'm playing with Drew Scott today and this is my guest, Mr. Wang.
For this young Cinderella who has come out of nowhere,
I Like You Betty
You might say that.
Hey Company 3..... YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
This is a biggy!
No, he's not my type.
spaulding, this calls for old danny dimes
Who’s your decorator? Benihana?
I've got a good idea.
So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.
I want the entire list scrubbed sterilized and disinfected
All right, kid, take your time.
Who do you want...
It's yours.
Oh Danny. This isn’t Russia. Is this Russia?
All right. I'll be right up.
Why did I double it? I should have stayed home and played with myself!
Something to be very proud of.
THEN YOU AIN'T GETTIN' NO EICHEL!
Let's not... cave in too easy, huh?
Hey, Mr. Gopher?
Lou raised the price of coke. He's been losing at the track.
He's out.
You owe me one gumball machine! What's that candy wrapper doing there?
The dance of the living dead!
I christen thee The Flying Wasp
Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders.
Oh..my Bone Spurs! They're Broken!
So I've got that going for me. Which is nice
Oh, you're a funny kid. What time are you due back in Boys Town?
I'm going to enjoy this thoroughly.
…..
You know, despite what happened...
How hot I can get you.
Hold on, Judge! That's my office. I better get going.
Really? What areas?
So does your brain! You want to double it?
Mister Scholarship Winner?
...these are men, America's best.
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I ain’t paying no $200 for no Tool ticket!!
Buy Bushwood! You...?!
Bish! Get dressed. You're playing golf today.
Sheehy get your foot off the boat!
You should play with Dr. Beeper and myself.
The amazing stuff about this...
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
Hope it’s ok that I didn’t get you anything for your birthday!
Got a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you.
I owe you nothing!
You want your driver? No. He's not my type.
A gopher!
Hi, Mama.
I want a server. No, a switch. I want a firewall I want an IDS.
You, Angie! Pick up that blood!