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What do you got there? A candy bar, huh?
Damn it! He must've gotten away!
But l'm better now. I've put my past behind me.
Is there someone else who has a story they'd like to share?
So you guys are just gonna leave me here?
You know I carried Pirates afPenzance that season at Quahog Community Theater.
(SINGING) I am the...general...
Good morning. Thought I'd help you wake up.
(GASPS)
It's that robot! He killed Queen, and now he's going to kill me!
Ahhh! Salad!
Oh, so your dad gets guys off.
I mean, Magellan forgave the land ho prankster.
- Robertson? - (STOMACH GROWLS)
Well, I think I can.
You're in big trouble, mister.
I don't know, but l'd better make it look like there was a struggle.
Besides, he's right.
All right, fine. l'll figure out a way to get the cash myself.
The moment that you see STRAYS R-rated
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
Because l'm the best damn land spotter in all of Europe.
Yamamoto wanted it to look like you broke out on your own.
Both arms should be parallel to each other!
(SCREAMING)
In local news, Quahog is expecting a special guest this weekend,
We got our entry fee for the eating contest!
Like those anal-retentive bandits who robbed Quahog Bank last year.
And tap that pile of receipts against a flat surface,