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Yes, sir.
Eliza Simpson can't be a coward.
Well, I am a bit musical.
(horses neighing)
Abraham Lincoln?! (gasps)
named Eliza Simpson.
...great-great grandfafa, Milford van Houten.
couldn't have backed down to Colonel Burns.
The "Diary of Eliza Simpson"?
It makes you look like a potbellied stove. (annoyed grunt)
Are you writing this down, Fritz?
coming from the Simpson residence.
Grampa, why'd you try to
Listen. "April 20, 1860.
hello i am lisa i am a liberal i am smart bla bla bla
And I'm pretty bad.
Where do you think you're going?
To the reference desk!
I've got so much more to tell you.
My Kia!
780 Deals Or 990 Views Don't Have The Same F**kin' Grit
Yes! She wasn't a slave owner.
but their horses were fast.
Go on.
...though Hiram, Mabel, and Eliza
I don't have to answer to some weak old man
(sobbing)
(theme from Ken Burns's The Civil War playing)
(all clamoring)
From the day you were born, you were brought up
You still reading that thing?
(grunts)
Get off my property, Colonel Burns.
"Frog-Haunch," "Hooves Au Jus,"
or urn, or medical school dissecting table,
It's been quite a life.
Oh, my God, that surprise is so pleasant.
Now, where is he?