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Do you even know
Sharon, have you seen my Columbus staff and orb?
Give me.. tw-- three minutes.
Ahh...
if we could just have one more sample.
people find offensive about Columbus and --
This a violation of our human rights!
I drive around a big circle
wanted everyone to witness my test.
has been an icon here in the city for years.
that you dressed up as Columbus for our wedding,
being insensitive then, did you?
Now you listen here, Mr. Man.
Nobody's making fun of me now,
The people from the DNA test called!
[ Grunts ] We almost got it, guys!
Yeah, I know, but I just -- I was really excited about it,
The man who convinced you to cancel Columbus Day
Here you go, just like I said.
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
is reinstating the day off.
Good. No talking. Perfect.
I'm also part Northern Asian, and even some Kurdish!
you maniacs?!
[ Normal voice ] Jesus!
They'll just see me
Yeah, this is sweet.