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I'm a victim of oppression!
Well, the Neanderthals were actually a species
Okay. Okay. All set. Let's do this.
That's the spirit, Dave! Come on!
and get the results to you as soon as possible.
If, uh, I can have your attention, please,
Mrph. Rm rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm.
You're right. You're right.
Ahh!
but her boobs were sweaty so you could see them.
You heard me.
So, you're doing this because of indigenous peoples
who said, "No! Stay off our land!
But with DNAandMe, I found out that I'm 2.1% black!
It's time for us all to be honest.
Oh, hey! How are you?
That's what liars do!
[ Sighs ]
What makes you, you?
what someone posted on their Instagram!
We could be so happy.
They make you work like a dog
Wouldn't you like to know the story of you?
Your Columbus shot glasses and coffee cups
Mr. Marsh, we're in a bit of a hurry
Okay, next one. Come on. Get calling, Stan.
Oh, God damn it.
I'm 13% victim!
so we could have some 'me time' in October.
Yeah!
But, Randy, what about the --
Well, you got to do something.
Dude, did you know it's your dad