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Doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys...
- With a beautiful view of... - Oh, look. That guy's peeing.
tactics the word has lost all meaning
Okay, okay, okay.
- And again and again and again. - And again.
I see. Yes. And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status...
Look at this.
- What? - "What"?
Look, I tell you what. Try something on me.
- Hey. GROUP: Hey.
It's not too big, not too small. It's just right.
...and Big Al calls me into his office...
Twenty dollars an hour.
You know what? You don't want to spoil your appetite.
Now tell me you want to caress my butt.
Ha, ha. Of course I thought of you.
Uh, but look, this isn't about the money.
...until you're trembling with...
That's why.
So, what are you guys gonna do?
...it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.
- So back to your place? - Uh-huh.
You know, you have goals. You have dreams.
- But... - But, but?
BOTH: Why?
- You wanna see her again, right? - Sure.
- Yeah. Yeah. - Well, what kind of food is he looking for?