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It's hard to hear, but it would've been wrong to go through with it.
Okay, then get the lobster.
And you'll see it too, one day. You really, really will.
...but we want kids right away.
Come on, think about it. You're 18, okay? She's 44.
Come on, you guys.
What's your problem?
- That sounds great. - I know a great little place.
...and then getting arrested for stealing those birds...
Vandalism.
...because of my wig, boobs, and because I serve you food.
I think you should go out with this guy.
Can I get you something else?
What?
Oh, my God. I can't believe this is a real $20,000 check. This is so exciting.
You know, I came to you because I thought you'd understand. Oh, no!
What? What's so funny?
Okay, just because he buys you dinner does not mean you owe him anything.
I would've called, but I lost your number.
As a joke, this customer who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip.
I'm just gonna have dinner with him.
Oh, my God!
Maybe there's something wrong with me.
- How much is that? - That's about 60 cents.