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Why don't you get drunk and stumble around comically for my amusement?
[Feet Sticking To Floor]
I gotta clean up my act. No more joking around all the time.
- I'm not gonna fit in here. - Nonsense, Larry.
Oh, you know, I just remembered it's time for my annual donation.
he spelled "Yale" with a six.
Well, frankly, test scores like Larry's would call for a very generous contribution.
but now it's falling apart, like a Chinese motorcycle.
One of the most historically significant fruit presses...
More important than money? Who is this?
They barely even won.
Steady. Steady.
Right. And if you listen real carefully...
We gotta find someplace to hide.
[Sirens Wailing]
[Screams]
I'm so lazy I took lessons on a player piano.
I tell ya, I don't get no regard.
Five thousand, six thousand? I swear, that's all I've got.
Hey, what's everybody in this burg have against my dad?