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Oh! wow
Last time you went out with her, you said she was a dud.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
And the fact that you were jeopardizing my career never entered your mind?
Because she's not just the boss in your office.
- Really? - Oh, they love your casserole.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, oh, yeah. Come on in. Come on.
And this time, we were able to take the relationship to the next level.
I saw her working on it this morning.
Wow. Oh, you must have been in really good shape as a kid.
I'll be back in two minutes.
[MIMICKING SOUND OF SQUEAKING BED]
- 's office.
Okay, here's the situation. Ahem.
I actually did borrow your Walkman.
- You give me back my Walkman. - I...
Very very Horny!
I did break up with her. She just took it really, really well.
Two hours, that lasted.
What is it?
Oh! Wow.
...she's gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.
It did enter my mind.
- Help me. - Sophie, sit.
I'm so going to lose my job.
...and an army man.
You finish the job you were hired to do and we'll call that "pulling a Monica."
Um, but there's a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups.
Oh, no, no. I'm paddling away.
I have so got it.
Yes, well, I was wrong.
Okay, I get the picture. Uh, thanks for your time.
You haven't said anything for about two and a half minutes.
Are you at all interested?