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- Uh, he cut off his ear. - And?
No, he doesn't.
I, uh... Oh, I'll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning.
Yes.
Good afternoon. Are you the decision-maker of the house?
...there will be nothing but ice in the freezer.
Your nails.
Why are you laughing?
Hey, look. You're in trouble either way, okay?
Do you, uh, currently own a set of encyclopedias?
- Aw. - Does it hurt?
Okay, I didn't hear that.
Well, no. Actually, she asked me if I wanted to get a drink.
It just doesn't feel like we're breaking up.
"Yeah, you pulled a Monica." Ha, ha.
Everyone seems to like your dish.
...a rock...
Honey, don't bite your nails.
Hello, sweet pants.
About what?