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But, Ms. Maroney, that's wrong.
We call it "Child Hell Flight."
and he deserves you.
but I'd get free cable for life, I'd do it.
I pulled down this poster of the singer Tom Jones
for the Boys and Girls Clubs of America,
There's so much we can do with that.
A guy on crutches bit it in the revolving door.
It's $20 for a party, $60 to bite me during it.
I'm going to go see what's up with this traffic.
It's in my head now. Let's roll!
Yay!
But this is a breakthrough, Lemon, and a big one.
No!
But if I couldn't get it done in Vegas after a Penn and Teller show,
Hello?
Good note! Back to one!
And you are the Albert Pujols of having problems.
Yeah, that's the kind of stuff I should be saying!
K-Swiss, I need to cancel my gig
Dig! Dig down! Dive into the sexual abyss!
And I'd been on the toilet so long that my legs had fallen asleep
and I was sharing a bathroom with her.
follow a skateboarder who jumps the curb
I'll drop you off at the airport, and then I'll swing by MSNBC.
Well, I found my first gray toeknuckle hair!
I'm fixing you and I'm saving your relationship. I can do it.
like those sluts on "Everybody Loves Raymond".
Choke me, choke me
Who else was on that Thanksgiving float with you?
- But... - Shh.