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You know perfectly well what's wrong with it.
Grandma, tea time.
I used to go to ballet.
what does it feel like when you're dancing?
and four, five.
What about that Wayne Sleep? He's not a poof.
Can we have a go of it, Miss?
Can't smoke on here, mate. These are private buses.
-(WHISPERS) Sorry, mate. -It's all right, Tony.
BILLY: Can I put a tape on, Miss?
See? You're a nutter, you.
Dad did it with this woman from work, but they don't think I know.
Ballet.
MRS WILKINSON: If they're special to you, they're right.
Second, and down.
And a one, two, three, pas de bourrée.
JACKIE: Scabs eat well.
TONY: Sheila's not got that kind of money. She can't even keep the soup kitchen open.
I'm going to let Mrs Wilkinson
Shit!
You do. Why don't you bring it along next week?
JACKIE: Billy Elliot. We've come for an audition.
Who do you think I am?
He did it He fucking did it
which is probably a good thing.
Who do you think's better? Fred Astaire or Ginger Rogers?
Yeah.
Twat.
Because you're a failure!
Where are you looking, Susan?
What's a plié?
Don't be stupid!
I'll miss you if you go away.
Ahhh!
MRS WILKINSON: Step open and balancé, balancé, balancé.
Just you and me.
And a happy Christmas to you, too.
Forget about it. You're dreaming. Look at youse.
.
Boots off. Seven and eight.
Ow.
(SIGHS)
-Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas.
Jackie Elliot.
Shoulders down, long neck.
If you just wanna stand round getting the shit kicked out of you,
The dancing.
(GROANS)
It's fine. We'll be digging it up again next month.
Breathe and stretch.
Left hand on the bar.
Is that the lot, then?
MAN 1: Paul.
To my son Billy.
And first.
Tony. Tony!
Arms are in fifth.
(SPITS) Tastes like piss.
Not now.
How do I look?
I haven't seen hide nor hair of your Billy for months.
Drop your shoulders.
What are you after, like, a list?
He doesn't know.
JACKIE: That's okay, Son. We're all scared.
(JACKIE SHRIEKS)
MAN ON TV: In a speech to Tory MPs yesterday,
Both of you!
It's Billy.
Not as much as you might think. Maybe two grand.
Give us your hand.
and I will have missed seeing you grow.
If it was up to me, I'd shut the lot of them down tomorrow.