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Well, Kyle, Jewbilee is sort of a special thing.
"'the Lord hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go into my maid."'
That's it. That's it, you goddamn stupid bear-face.
There we go.
Leeland Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Do you hear me?
They should be here any second. Where the hell are the Squirts?
How come we have to make macaroni pictures?
Now, we'll just see how Mr. Bear likes rat poison.
All right, Scouts, let's all show Moses our soap sculptures,
Try and act Jewish.
All right, Jew Scouts. The meteor shower will start soon.
Hold it, Squirts. This is where we'll set our trap.
No!
All new inductees raise your hands.
From the Orthodox Jews, from the Hasidic Jews,
and being a separatist sucks ass.
- Hello? - Shlomo, get us out of here!
Die!
You have to go, so someday you can be a big, brave Jew Scout.
Ike, your brother Kyle was in Squirts and so was I.
Look!
- Look out! - Don't move!
Where'd he go? Squirts, go grab your gear!
That's Moses, stupid.
I told you. The meteor shower is the time of Haman!
- Elder, you can not mean... - Move!
Leeland Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hold still, Ike. We have to get you dressed.