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And if we look in all the journals
doesn't make a-
The first Thanksgiving was a space treaty?
with beings from other planets.
No, I don't.
The stuffing mines were never yours.
this Pilgrim dropped down from space
Dude, look, we just saw all this stuff on History Channel.
Haven't my people been through enough?
But I did classes at University of Jerusalem too.
Where are you, Miles Standish?
Then our last chance for survival is gone?
and alien technology really do go hand in hand.
And now you know the true story behind Thanksgiving.
Not long ago, it was an accepted fact
Why hath thy race sent me here to Earth?
You dare come to Plymouth, Ambassador,
Oh, Thanksgiving's still a couple weeks away, sweetie.
You're telling me that somehow during a stuffing shortage,
In every journal entry we research
How exactly did those beings from another world
Thank you, Kyle of Devry Institute.
and once even settled it,
I didn't think so.
Followed by Hairy Bikers. Grr!
What, hon?