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Hmm. Maybe there's room on my sports wall.
Sales plummeted after our disastrous Super Bowl ad.
has a brief announcement.
I will return in the fall as Mr. Pommelhorst,
Bring me some more! Bombardment!
(EXCLAIMING)
you didn't get more intimate with him?
She understood (SNORING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Good evening, sir. I'm your maître d'.
"New wood."
(DOOR CLOSES)
season was much ado about nothing.
Now that I've reached the stage
(HONKS)
Would you like to spend the night with us?
(HUMMING) (GRINDING)
Get my rotten teeth all drilled
D'oh!
Really? Huh.
Good morning, Lisa. What's the lesson for today?
Let's see you stand up as straight as you can.
(SIGHS)
What is your major malfunction, Simpson?
So how am I doing?
We're telling you children now so you can adjust and not make jokes.
Talking billboard money.
You, sir, have a wager.
I was freezing cold
How very nice that There's no lice in my hair
How long is this commercial anyway?
Life was so sublime
In fact, he's someone you all know quite well.
(LAUGHS)
Could use a fork and knife
Willie, please express yourself through mopping.
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
I am taking a leave of absence.