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My liver's basically 40% high fructose corn syrup.
I see you two have really been
Oh, pretty good, D-Money.
And... if he is not the answer,
... you...
(exhales)
Oh, Becca.
I put some whitefish salad in the refrigerator.
and Snapchat your photo automatically.
So...
No.
#MerrilyMerrilyMerrilyLifeIsButADream.
Yep, wasn't great. Was not great.
No, I actually started with a hypothesis,
- just want to show the world our happiness... - Mm-hmm.
and I still have the same problems.
I just don't think that's realistic.
No!
do you think that you're finally really ready
Wait!
That sounds terrible.
The way you flipped it over after you soaked it in the eggs.
The wh?
I love you.
I'll be here, being awesome.
they're about to do some kind of fun dance.
I just moisturized.
Seriously, where are you going?
We are going to a family bar mitzvah.
- Okay, done. Posted. - (both giggle)
No.
that you're taking him home to see your family.
Get some sleep, okay?
You think you're the only person who reads Tablet Magazine
♪ But science doesn't apply to us ♪
And I saw from the post you shared on OpenTable
I mean, basically you did.
and then I backed it up with a Vox article.
I love you, too.
Wow, so you found, uh, Rebecca's, uh, treadmill desk.
you'll always be unhappy.
Don't cry, don't cry, you emasculated sock puppet.
You hear the drama?
(chuckles)
Mom! Oh, my God!
No.
Rebecca, leave it to the professional.
Why you in a bad mood, Becks?
He used to call me an emasculated sock puppet.
Fine, I guess I'll just Soul Train out of here, losers.
No, I see how hard you work, how talented you are,
He's adorable. He's adorable.
You're still a bitch.
I, um, used up my data plan
BOTH: One, two, three.
♪ And everything's fallen flat ♪
Babe, I'm sorry things didn't work out the way you wanted.
What do you mean?
but I know he will soon.
Come here.
I know, it's just you see the good in everything,
But they're not miserable. They're...
No offense.
- there will be no more war. - Mm, mwah. That's right, baby.
No, it's not. It's weak.
from girl to girl all year.
♪ You're just calling her in love. ♪
and at least some important responsibilities. Hmm?"
(sighs) Nope.
You're confused? I've been confused
What is a way to get back at a sugar dictator, hmm?
I knew it was racist, I just didn't know why.
(exhales)