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Yeah. Probably should've started with that question.
And her mother has cancer,
Yeah... what are you doing to yourself?
My mom buys fish sticks in bulk.
Oh. What's wrong?
(both laugh) Eventually.
(sets jar on counter)
- Huh? What? - What... ?
Oh, oh, oh, I'm selfish.
Boom, down for the count.
♪ You have no idea what pain is ♪
♪ To remember that we suffered ♪
He's not magic.
They were having...
Well, you know Rebecca.
- Suffered! - I can't hear you!
Finally someone who's actually
Oh. He used to yell at me all the time.
♪ We're problem free ♪
♪ Phew ♪
Yeah. And I need a copilot.
(Rebecca and Josh laughing)
How's it going, M-Dog?
- When I say "we," you say "suffered." - We!
(both chuckling)
I'm just gonna go back one out.
Stay with me.
What I think I wanted was just for you and I to sit in a corner
It was my party and I was hungry.
Is he yelling at me?
Close the door.
No.
No. I'm the one who should be mad
Josh, I can't do this anymore.
Euro-centric and inherently xenophobic.
between you and Isaac Berger of the Model UN.
Whoa. I didn't know that, and I know a ton about robots.
About me not loving myself.
What's the Garfinkel ring?
in another person, and...
and that I'm right and that everyone here is miserable.
♪ Therefore, you can't call her crazy ♪
Turns out we both love Dave Matthews Band!
it cooks up (clucks tongue) real nice.
Oh, no, no, no, she sleeps like a rock.
Okay, #StatusUpdate #ItsFacebookOfficial.
It's Petterson Car Sales.
(crying) Nothing. It's just...
No, you were fine. It's-it's honestly all fine.
Basically.
No.
Rebecca, stay with me. You're working on yourself.
Okay, on the count of three.
but you're here, so it's helping.
once I heard about you and Josh.
I was trying really hard, but I feel like you wanted
He loves it here.
♪ We'll never have problems again ♪
Right, hey, remember when I had sex with your husband?
- Totally. - This December?
that Rebecca and I are the real deal.
It just has to.
slide some Ball Park fatties on those rollers,
I am ready to turn my childhood trauma into a kink.
Do you knew where the good snacks are?
- (gasps) The one that Cousin Stuey got. - (laughs)
How are you, my darling?
Apology accepted.
Okay, you are, forgive me, a non-Jew from the West Coast.
are pretty wonderful together.