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Ooh! Um, should we take a selfie with our matching little hats?
No one said that under their breath?
Sorry, go on.
I want to do that for you. I want to help you with that.
You want a boa? An old-timey hat?
But that was before.
I forgot you were bringing the Oriental.
She's not nice, she's a programmed robot
Oh, my God.
- Oh... - All right, listen up,
No, they're not having fun. They don't know how to have fun.
The answer doesn't have to be yes.
Well, she said that I wouldn't find my answers
It's a little sad no one else was around to hear that.
The one with the menstruation and the lepers.
Yeah, you know, it says something more like,
but I promise you it'll be different this time.
It was me.
Oh, I'm not pretending. I do like her.
Yeah, I read about it on your post on Draw Something.
(laughs) This guy is the best!
it doesn't matter how great your boyfriend is,
something from me and I didn't give it to you.
And I got the Skittles.
No. I'm-I'm good, thanks.
BOTH: In a relationship!
I've been kind of a jerk to you, Darryl.
Ooh. End of trip selfie?
♪ But before you feel too great ♪
it's being chased by a lion.
No, you.
And are we okay?
make a splash.
It's a long story; I'll tell you later.
A mustache stick?
We're all gearing up to get going on Peterson,
I don't know, maybe it's something else.
That's the one... that's the one that has the weird name
Well, you are gonna miss something great around here.
I mean, it is so crazy
Paula!
Um, Jim?
Oh, my God, you are so offensive.
Paula, be totally honest.
♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪
(snickers)
What? No, it went great.
Wow.
Darryl, what can I do for you?
It's not your job to tell me.
It has to soak in for an hour or I'm wasting the La Mer.
to going to a family bar mitzvah,
West Coast: light, happy.
... me?
Hello, Rabbi Shari.
Now go back to work!
Maybe not that honest.
on Twitter?
I love you.
Peterson Car Sales?
with those earrings."
Yeah, but he's not a human being, he's Josh Chan.
that's... it's hard to pronounce.
No.
(whispers) I'm sorry.