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See? You do have a tender side.
You were designed to alert schoolchildren about snow days and such.
A kiss doesn't mean anything if it's dishonest.
and I don't think he ever will be.
[Thinking] He's not like anybody I've ever met.
Well, l- I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?
- Uh, I guess I was. - You lied to me.
"Guess who likes you."
2 x 11 x 17 = 374
Oh, yes. Uh-
[Stifles Laugh] No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.
Let's just call it "smell you later."
[Sirens Continue]
You'll be so sorry when you realize...
Oh, yeah. I'm a superstar.
Nelson doesn't know what he's missing.
[Tires Screeching]
on top of the doughnut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles.
Cram it. You're dead.
Otherwise, we will file out quietly.
“Snake does standing for happening tray?”
But those women are quitters!
First you're going to give back everything you've stolen.
A Twizzler is not a sprinkle.
- Hey, what's this thing? - Huh? Oh, that's an auto-dialer.
Oh you think the Phillies losing is funny? I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny
But instead he's gonna rot in the slammer for the next 20 years.
"Let me show you how it works."
- [Gasps] Wait a minute. These are not sprinkles, sir. - What do you mean?