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Yeah, all the places!
when I just show up to his house randomly?
What's Josh gonna think
Wow. Wait, business school?
The year? 2008.
Do it!
Enough with that.
Never noticed that before.
(quiet murmuring)
(Paula laughing)
Isn't there some girl you could be trying to bang?
♪ Skilled seductress, I will kill and crush this ♪
You must be starving.
from Temecula, Glendale, San Mateo...
It's just that his emphysema has progressed
Oh, my God, your sisters love that story.
Do you want to try some?
my own personal tipping point...
Oh, and, uh...
Oh, yeah. I would love to go
Oh, cut the crap.
(imitates drum fill)
See you tomorrow.
(speaks indistinctly)
"Yes, yes, you have made another terrible decision,
Oh, dear.
Rebecca, welcome to town.
You should join us for dinner sometime.
Or a ghost with a rusty knee?
that the tension between Valencia and the Chan’s,
I'm thinking about a third macaw.
he gets a little tingle down there.
♪ I already got 'em heated up under the waist ♪
What are you doing here?
is about ready to bite the dust.
and the turkey skin, Anak.
♪ I'll never go far, so pull up to the bar ♪
Well, all right.
to watch Leaving Las Vegas?
They're just abandoning and frigid, so...
Ah, ah. (chuckles)
The place? Harvard.
♪ To West Covina, California ♪
PAULA: Heya!
I don't like a hot butt.
Yeah, where I...
and I'm not going anywhere, sorry.
♪ ♪
It's best if I don't share that with you.
And as I was being rhythmically trashed
You think that's the first Netflix quit I've seen?
What can I bring?
Well, feel free
So, which part of town should we live in?
Ready for church
♪ When I pull up, gym test ♪
You need those treatments.
Would I like to be surrounded by the unconditional love of 100 Filipinos? Of course I would.
You will never make it.
"Nice to meet you."
♪ Got the Chan fam damp in their underpants ♪
Paula, come on. I don't want to make an ass of myself... oh, oh!
Do you need the oxygen tank?
I really don't want to go home for the holiday.
- Yeah. - Get out of here.
and enjoy Scott's racist uncle.
It's a public place of worship.
You know what? Maybe I will have some tequila.
Hey, Greg. What brings you by?
You befriend the enemy and you get more face time with Josh.
♪ I'm DTF, but understand me ♪
You didn't even sit next to me.
But, God, I'm not really in a position
(laughs)