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you might actually have a career in this department.
-He say anything else? -No.
But you try for that, you might actually come away with something.
Y'all need to crawl back down in them holds...
I write all the affidavits and the filing for the City Solicitor.
You follow the directions?
That's his father.
after a 300-pound bag of Polish dildos fell on me.
Yeah, we'll talk.
NO EVIDENCE
We could've seized real estate, cash, vehicles, all kinds of stuff.
I want to work cases. Good cases.
And don't leave without taking your cousin with you.
-All this? -I'm just getting started.
There's no service for drunks who can't get up in time to catch a ship.
I go into the men's room this morning.
Then you're gonna come out here to the Southeast...
Officer Burns.
Whoa, wait. What the fuck is a Polish dildo?
This shit might be somewhere else, man.
Right, Father. Got you covered here.
So when you go hard on them, take it light, but be firm.
Zig, you believe these fucking dinosaurs?
Let's go.
When he wants us up, we be up. String is on top of the shit.
and this Russian fuck won't take it off the pier.
-Coming from the hiring hall? -I'm working the Atlantic late today.
-Fish your wish, huh? -Jumper, probably.
Shows the body went in the water west of the bridge and drifted out.
Truth is I need to ask you something in return.
-No evidence. -What do you mean, no evidence?
-All right. -You seen it.
and, actually, in some ways you're better than most guys I know.
-Half a day, huh? -Seniority sucks.
Landsman's become an asshole with teeth.
-Hold your horses. -You fucking goose.
-And to what do we owe such generosity? -A surprise.
Major?
Get me a number for your shipping agent. I'll call and try to square it.
You tow us somewhere out of the way, and the band plays on a while longer.
Nigger, you gotta be fucking with me, right?
You trust a man, you stay with him.
If there aren't any openings in the regular narcotics shift...
The canal gets dredged...
Guess who's in the next stall puking his guts out.