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Hey, Rach, maybe your resolution should be to, um, gossip less.
Who, from what I hear, needs to keep his stapler...
No, but you're questioning my method.
You know what? I'm gonna be happy this year.
this year was supposed to be great!
Just the one divorce in '99.
And look. Ooh, there's a picture of him with a kid.
- Nice. - Nice. Yeah.
Listen, listen. You can't say anything to anybody. They're so weird about that.
And there's this leather store I go by that always smells so good.
...so you can get back to your home planet.
Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
Happy New year!
...the new thing you do that day.
It's raining. I don't like to fly in the rain so...
I'm gonna make myself happy.
You know secrets? What are they?
Ooh. You nailed the Old Lady. Oh!
Ah.
She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose...
...that would be okay, and then we could talk about it, right?
Well, if Ted Koppel talked about his coworkers' botched boob jobs...
What difference does that make?
Okay, fine.
Uh, I have a date with, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
- I might know something. - I might too something too.
Oh, ha, ha!
Um, hey, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
Joey, do you have a minute?