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Michael realized that the woman he was attempting to never see again was blind...
Sometimes I just like to think... think my thoughts.
There's an elderly couple walking hand in hand.
- God! How do you not s... - What's the matter with you?
There was talk of ice cream, but not exactly on my terms.
And later, at the courthouse...
Well, you know, I almost did strangle myself on my own prayer shawl.
Jeg får en brownie fordi ikke forstår hva en vits er?!
Please!
- What are you hiding from? - You've got to call this off.
They still look fabulous.
And you're getting paid for this right?
- Aww! - Shh.
What's your name?
I almost said faith is a fact.
- Coffee? - Hi. Yes, please. Thank you. That's great.
No, baby. I'm the real thing.
Great job. Take some more money.
Is the defense ready to respond?
- Uh, no. Did not read it. - Oh, come on, Michael.
I am not trying a case.
- Mmm. - That feels handsomey.
- They're having a wonderful time. - Yeah?
but I am so behind, and I really do feel as if I can trust you.
So you could run off with this great redwood of a whore?
had turned into a series of escalating challenges.
Maeby?
- I certainly can't take advantage of her now, knowing what I know. - What? No.
Uh, well, I have an irreversible case of ocular retinoblastoma.
But now, listen, aren't you busy with the trial?
I couldn't breast-feed any of you kids because of that man!
Leash your dog, you...
What about you? Don't tell me another pirate is still roaming the high seas.
- Good afternoon. - Thank God.
And I'm surprised my twin sister can remember that...
- I thought you were going to be my reader. - Yeah? Oh, you're working?
I want you to know that last night...