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Nene You aint gonna shit straight for a week
For Christ’s sake make a move and stick with it, would you?
Oh, shit. Which one did he say?
I'm busy
we can handle labour clutter by penny's "10 wong reasons to tax us!" yes! now what is it michaela? well you can't know a 66% $10 to the clutter tax will do ya, in pricing! can ya? no you can't!
We got a fucking nursing home around here.
Hey, check out this loser.
- He curses. - Yeah?
What’s with you and fucking toothbrushes!
Say cheese.
All right. Now you're talking. Oh, hold on one minute.
I said I didn't bring it, dipshit.
Look here. Get him out of here. I'll smooth things over with Chipeska.
- 49%. - Half.
Put the cigarettes away, you asshole. This ain’t no fucking bar.
Willie, this has been a long time coming.
When I look in the mirror
Now get the fuck out of my lap or tell me what you want.
Oh, no.
- Remember Andy Pitz? - Andy Pitzorella? Yeah.
I haven't shit right for a week
How would I know? I haven't seen the fuckin' thing yet.
So, do you like kids?
Hey, you're that kid.
God Damnit Nintendo deer hunter III
I beat the shit out of some kids today but it was for a purpose
But you promised no arcades.
YOU MAPHUKN
and over here we have contestant number 24... oh ho ho yeah!
Well, you get what you paid for, Chipeska.
Kids. Let me tell you.
Santa's here.
Dumbass Jerks
MAN ON TV: A luscious looking six-pound leg of lamb with rosemary.
Come on, Lois. Let's get out of here.
Well, good.
Yeah? What's her name?
And try to act professional, for Christ's sakes.
Ha ha ha.
gigity goo
You, because of your physical attributes, you found a niche,
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
- Come here. - Unh-unh. Screw you, Willie, your kinky ass.
Tell him food poisoning or something.
- Is that it? - Yeah, that's the last one.
What is it with you people and the fucking egg sandwiches?
- You’re in? - Yeah, I’m in. I’m trying to find out where the hell I’m going.
Jesus fucking Christ, kid! Why do you talk about yourself that way?!
So fuck stick. That's it?
Oh, yeah. Unfair practices.
I ll make some sandwiches
I get them on the weekends. Why don't you go run me a bath?
Harrison, just let me explain, please. Financially...
Penis pain reasons
No, no, no. It's a joke.
Have you seen that new Santa they just hired?
35!
You gotta learn to stand up for yourself.
What you call me, thigh high?
Anyways, I told the cops you had no one to take the fuck care of you,
Good God.
I want you to take this letter.
HAPPY KWANZAA
- I am doing this for all of us. - Leave Santa alone!
Little people. That's what they like.
MAN ON TV: And everybody’s favorite, baby back ribs.
How old are they?
All right, next.
Apache Junction. What the fuck do you care?
I'm an eating, drinking, shitting fucking santy clause
held you together, smiled for all those kids,
I think America has a sad future ahead of it.
Jesus Christ. Is everything fucking sex with you?
i loved a woman who wasn’t clean…
I guess Santa is working in the off-season!
35%.
With me? I fuck one person.
- Roger! - God!
Not really.
What's wrong with you kids these days?
And some guy is nosing around in my room.
LAST TIME AI DIDN'T SHIT RIGHT FOR A WEEK
Bye, Santa!
Say Cheese
and you all take your little medicine show back on the road.
gigity goo wierd sounds
i'm on my fucking shit break, okay?!
So this is how it's gonna be.
Hey hey hey LMAO
Get your hands out of my pants, man!
MARCUS: Thanks.
Fuck you.