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This just in, a monster tornado
We got one weekend to ourselves
You've been to space.
2 x 3 x 7 x 79 = 3318
(MOANING)
Yeah, I can't sleep.
Thank you, sir.
They might not be dead. They could be in the basement.
To be frank, they disgust me.
(COCKS GUN)
So why do they call this place Niagara Falls, anyway?
Maybe we should give Mom and Dad a break, you know?
And no matter what he does, he's still Ryan O'Neal.
While we walk, may I place my hand
wait till the kids fall asleep, and have sex in the car?
And now, my darling, it's finally time for romance.
Sir, what would you like for dinner? A steak or two steaks?
measure how much you've grown, and...
I knew if we got up early enough,
Horseplay on a school bus? Has the world gone mad?
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
Why, you little...
How can I be a parent? I break my teeth on ribbon candy.
So you're not in the mood anymore, are you?
Check it out. Come on.
You'll love it. It's full of sexy old widows who don't want to die alone.
At the moment, it's about even.
Shame on you two creeps!
Are you gonna go lavender on me?
Of course.
Well, I wouldn't be happy.
At the Dayton Arms Hotel?
on your shoulder as a sign of friendship?