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You mean right now?
So I need some of your urine, so I can...
Hey, Brian. Who's your favorite baseball player? Albert Pujols?
Oh, boy! I usually only get this excited
Will you guys relax? He's got eight more lives.
And I even commissioned an oil painting for your author's photo.
You know, I've only seen that show once,
Tony Danza from Who's the Boss? Says, '"A-oh, a-oh, oh-a, oh-a-oh! '"
Are you kidding? I can be very persuasive.
Here comes the part I was telling you about.
Hey, you know, the cat's alone at Quagmire's right now.
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Look, Daddy, I agree with what you're trying to do,
I mean, haven't you seen those commercials?
Quagmire's not here.
No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
Oh, that's why they call it that
In other news, a local Quahog author has set a record
Pot's illegal mainly to protect them.
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed