HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Mom, oh, my God, guess what!
You're alive. Okay, I won't...
But I... I don't understand.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
I'm afraid not, Mrs. Griffin.
Oh, so I had a few Red Bulls, drove to New York.
Chris, I'd take it as an insult if you didn't.
Mort, Seamus, Adam West, Dr. Hartman, Bruce,
and he wants me to read it aloud to introduce the President!
I mean, yes, we'II... We'II have to rent it out some years to help pay for...
BRIAN: Yeah, both of us!
I suppose so, Brian.
No. You can't just Iearn creative writing, Chris.
AII right, I'm gonna go outside and milk the cow.
I know it's tough, but maybe there's something I can do to make it easier.
You gonna go get it? You gonna get it, boy?
Oh, Peter, you got here just in time! Chris is almost on.
What do you mean?
And though we may never reach our goals,
No, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait. We'II do the dialysis.
Suffer!
I'II take the Spock-Fox intercourse.
Yeah, or you could have some Red Bull.
the seesaw is the post office, and the sandbox is our summer home.
Meg, for God's sake, relax.
You gotta be sincere
Yes, there is.
JOE: You know what I Iike?
Meg, is that true?
(SWOONS)
-It's your choice. -STEWIE: Found her.
Thank you, Principal Shepherd.
QUAGMIRE: You know, it's kind of weird that '80s white clothes
Oh, my God! Peter, you don't Iook so good.
-Thirty-two. -Tile roof or shingles?
Oh, baby!
Well, here we go.
who will be reading his essay to introduce the President.
President Barack Obama will visit James Woods High next month,