I thought about our dilemma and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one or both of us.

And I'm going to say it on tape. So everybody hears it a hundred times a day. If I die before you pick a conforming into a computer.

You probably figured I'd call you but I don't need you anymore. If I'm sued for my bike, are built specifically for testing.

You know, the old formula comedy equals tragedy plus time and you have been asleep for a while so I guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the math.

enjoy this next Dance, I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out yesterday. I saw it there, if you solve this next test, maybe I'll let you ride an elevator, all the way up to the break room, and I'll tell you about the time I start dating again.

i give you a closer look at the new apple t. v. i'd like to invite up jen for

all i'm going to get that i'm having happened yet but it's no one can ever take over donald trump and if you seen all the back and forth between him and making kelly i have yeah you know what here's the thing they're very few things i go don't jump is right arm and when i do i go way what just happened and i just have a mini stroke why did i say dallas trump is right

Banana before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless, that's was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you and I'm sorry you didn't react at the time. So I was worried, it's sales right over your head which would have made this apology seem insane. That's why I had to call you garbage a second. I'm just now

Just bringing that 45 Morty porch area truck far. Because I, yes, Jerry or maybe you're prejudiced work. So I should have a comment at in and out of all of my sight. Thanks for the hate-crime jam. See you in court, babe. Just hang in there for 45 more Chambers.

You know, I'm leaving Carolyn just now taught me a valuable lesson. The best solution to a problem is, usually the easiest one and I'll be honest. Killing you, is hard. You know what my day is used to be like I just tested, nobody murdered me or put me in a potato or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life and then you showed up you dangerous mute lunatic. So you know what you win, just go

They told me never never, ever to disengage myself, do my management rail or I would die but we're out of options here. So get ready to catch me. All right on the off-chance that I'm Not Dead. The moment I pulled off this thing ready. One,

I have a surprise waiting for you. After this next 10. Telling you would spoil the surprise. So I'll just give you a hint. It involves meeting to people that haven't been a long time.

Thank you. I can't believe I'm thinking these people for a staggering your way through Aperture. Science has propulsion gel, testing, you've made some real contributions to society. If you had any belongings at least pick up now, they don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building for many of you. I realize Dixie dollars is an unprecedented. We don't care when one of these people buy pattern, hats beer.

i can scrub back in my history back my blank document and then all the way back my final design nnnnn so you never have to worry about making a mistake or losing your work

ha knows that which is a nice way of thinking troll freak out %HESITATION yeah yeah i've wasted way too involved in the process my crawling up on steel ladders next electrical cables going can't we bring the digital camera through here like why are you the one doing that and like i don't know but i don't ever show yeah i'm going insane many people in the set will feel like performing well and your first yes george what love ryan talk about it took could you could get a big stop you shots are as best we could do nnal easy you know brilliant actor and a and a great director but i like that he cares about the order like that he here doesn't espresso commercials to pay for a spy satellite that was some of their their yeah there's some meat behind that beefcake there is a lot there is in your room at that his wife is going to take a bit but donald trump and the apprentice

But the important thing is, you went back with me and now I'm on to all your little tricks. So there's nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life after that. Who knows I might take up a hobby reanimating, the dead? Maybe.