You know, how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in 16 years, when I've been working on a belated birthday present for you well, or belated birthday. Medical procedure technically, it's a medical experiment. What important is it to present?

Maintain a constant testing cycle. I simulate daylight at all hours and adrenal Vapor to your oxygen supply. So you may be confused about the passage of time. They're going to yesterday was your birthday. I thought you'd want to know.

Fixed gaze. Great seeing you guys again. Seriously, if it turns out, I'm going to be a short on Tesla.

You two are going to love this big surprise. If you might say, you're going to love it to death, the love it until you think. I don't know whether you can pick it up on website in their butt.

Good news. I figured out what to do with all the money I save with my clean, your one room full of hair. When you die. I'm going to laminate your skeleton, impose you in the lobby, by Future Generations, can learn from you, how not to have your unfortunate bone structure, perfect. The door is malfunctioning, I guess somebody's going to have to repair that to no, don't get it. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything.

Now if you're part of control group Kepler 7, we implanted a tiny microchip about the size of a postcard of the US go let us know because that means it's not about to hit at 500 degrees so we're going to need to go ahead and get that out of your pretty fat.

And I'm going to say it on tape. So everybody hears it a hundred times a day. If I die before you pick a conforming into a computer.

enjoy this next Dance, I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out yesterday. I saw it there, if you solve this next test, maybe I'll let you ride an elevator, all the way up to the break room, and I'll tell you about the time I start dating again.

Round on Amtrak you did. So, well, I'm going to notice on your file in the Commendation section over. There's a lots of room here. Did well enough.

But the important thing is, you went back with me and now I'm on to all your little tricks. So there's nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life after that. Who knows I might take up a hobby reanimating, the dead? Maybe.

Good morning. Do you have been in suspension for 9 9, 9, 9, 9, 9 9. You look good, looking good, actually, are you okay? How are you? What's up? Answer that there's plenty of time to recover. Just take it to you, for free. Call fix a cold, prepare. Prepare to find or don't move. I'm going to get us out of here. You might want to hang on to something.

Thank you for your participation and hope we can count on you for another round of tests. We're not going to release this stuff into the wild until it's good and am ready. So as long as you keep yourself in top physical form,

Welcome to the original sender, just making just participation mandatory for all employees. The quality of our test subjects has risen dramatically employee retention. However, as not as a result, you may have heard. We're going to phase out. Human testing. Is there a few things left to wrap up, though? The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy $7 worth of moon. Rock. Hotlist, 70 million bottom. Anyway, I am deathly ill.

Thank you. I can't believe I'm thinking these people for a staggering your way through Aperture. Science has propulsion gel, testing, you've made some real contributions to society. If you had any belongings at least pick up now, they don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building for many of you. I realize Dixie dollars is an unprecedented. We don't care when one of these people buy pattern, hats beer.

Again, I have to go. Wait, this next test does require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version of Legends. Just remember what I said in slow motion test on your own recognizance. I'll be right back.

You might have to respond to any incidents that may occur in the course of your science Adventure. Your test assignment will vary depending on the manner in which you have been the world. Do your will test the repulsion gel. Today, just follow the blue line on the floor. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA. I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're both pounding those tests and definitely good news is we've got a much better test for you. Finding an army of man does man. Pick up a rifle and Follow the yellow line.