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- Ross. Oh, my God, are you okay? - Son of a bitch!
Okay. Goodbye.
Wow. You here to make another donation the same day?
We're back.
And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it, lady.
Hey, you guys.
But you called me "Bert."
It's for our wedding day.
You're a beautiful woman. Smart, funny.
- Well, this is very generous. - And we don't want any recognition.
Well, any contribution, large or small, is appreciated.
You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you?
I heard that weddings are, like, a $40 billion-a-year industry.
This feels really good.
I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie.
We don't want any crazy today!
I told you, I am not coming to a naked wedding.
Actually, that's the shirt I wore to the gym.
That's sweet, honey, but save something for the adoption lady.
And I'm not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.
Well, this is very generous.
Hey, is this the person who decides whether or not you get a baby?
- See? - All right. I can do this.
Look, please, just come on.
Classic joey
You know what? I'm getting used to this little guy.
Is he all right out there by himself?
- It's not your decision anymore. - What?
All right, but who cares? You know, I don't need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.