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This is an audio question. What do you do when a baby makes this sound:
I'll take another question.
Oh, my God. She's gonna wanna sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen.
I have no doubt you're gonna be an incredible mother.
- This is embarrassing. - Can you believe how lame this is?
Okay. See, Mom, the truth is, I can do this on my own.
Righty-o Ray!
And also, when someone apologizes to you...
-It's part of the game. - This is ridiculous. He's not gonna hold--
Which is not a sexual thing.
I mean, I love my mother, but, my God, a long lunch with her is taxing.
Well, you're gonna be a wonderful grandma.
I can't feel my legs.
You ordered a stripper for the shower? That is totally inappropriate.
I hope you're going somewhere with this.
Whenever he was with me, I took care of him all the time, by myself.