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Or we could flip a coin and multiply the answer...
Come on, you guys, this is really important to us.
I am this close To tagging up my testicles again
- Hey, I think Emma might like it. - Oh, Emma might like what?
Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it, dressed as a farmer.
I just felt so bad missing this. So I just slipped him a little something, you know.
Gee, if only she were 1 and had no idea what the hell a birthday was.
...we had to take him to the emergency room.
- But she'll be up soon. - Where's Joey?
And we paid for a room that we're supposed to be in right now!
We've already ruined her first birthday.
...in all different shapes. And if you give them a photo, they'll copy it in icing.
All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.
Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday.
[BARKING]
Oh, okay. Which one?
BOTH: Hey.
[BABBLING]
That is a weird sentence.
The three of us together again. You know what would be fun?
You may not recognize us...
This is not bad.
That's true. This message could be coming to you...
Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene.
[PHONE RINGS]
- It's in a box in the fridge. - Okay, sure.