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I'm getting a lily.
...bedroom into a game room.
On TV.
- That's how I feel. - Then maybe you should take it!
Can Open. Worms Everywhere.
I am not telling you guys anything.
Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?
When you're in there, it's like peeing with the Rockettes.
I'm moving out, like we talked about.
I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche.
About how I never lived alone or anything?
Okay. Well then, what is this?
...I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city.
I don't wanna leave you high and dry
Happy birthday to you
Can you see me in a place like this?
You know what?
- Happy birthday, Dad. - Thank you.
Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!
Are we still on that?
Why do you get to keep the table?
So...
We used it to fling water balloons off the roof.
That is a dot!
- Found it! - I'll take that, Dad.
And did you know they do this with needles?
I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
Shall we?
Well, there you go.
Sign this card for Dad. Richard will be here soon.
She's probably not even pretty.
Put the foosball table in there.