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I like to pretend like I'm your lover on the down low, Theodore K. Mullins.
Julia. Call me back.
Nathaniel, I'm gonna help you out.
Oh, what a revelation.
- Oh, really? - Really. I mean, I can survive breakfast.
Come on, Schmidt, stop being such a big baby.
And you have a giant cactus needle sticking out of your face.
Call me back, Julia.
Message received. I'm the cactus.
There it is. Look at that.
- Did you have a sexual guest? - What?
And I write songs. We're weirdos.
Schmidt?
My friends.
Oh.
I know. You're a plant killer.
Throughout the city
I'm sorry, I just realized about the time difference.
I got you a real plant.
Oh, hey, Cecilia. Did you get my junk mail?
so you're just gonna have to deal with it and respect it.
Reason.
FYI, I'm not high right now.
And why did Mr. Genzlinger dump you?
- What? - Oh, yeah.
Give me the damn cheese.
and the best thing you can think of is Jerk-sica?
And I do believe I speak for the entire human race when I say that...
Start it up, Brianna.