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Tom?
No, I hired you! I do my affirmative action bit.
The water fountain's right over there.
Stop, you son of a bitch!
If you see a fire, stop, drop, and roll! Go!
Only the guys who aren't getting laid are thinking about what they can get.
You're fresh. I'll take my book before it melts.
I gotta get my shit together.
- How you doing, Chris? - Not bad.
Johnny! Sweet and sour pork very, very good!
Look through returned credit cards and bring me these names.
Oh, God!
I see we got a new guy.
What's that, a 12-dollar outfit? And a bottlecap for a hat!
But you would've still had your face!
- Johnny, a job ain't nothing but work. - I know. Let's eat.
You need someone to show you how to do it right.
I have $10,000 at my grandmother's house.
...or give you $25,000 a card!
- He hasn't been feeling good. - I know, he was constipated earlier.
I must be drunk.
We developed this through interviews with 300 Dynasty Club authorizers.
Besides, she's a money-hungry ho! Why do you think her eyes are green?
John?
You were my best customer! Busting me because I won't do you for free?
- Here we are, Mr. Cahn. - Not so quickly.
No, the money. Where'd you get that from?
Red card. You want the red card.
Johnny, I lie a lot.
No, no, not the eggs, my God.
Damn!
I don't give a rat's ass!
Like I said, I had that little bitch by the neck.
Shoot him. Shoot him!
She wants me.
You should put that on your application.
You're not even a statistic. John, a job is a job!
- Amber? - I have nothing to say. It's over!
- What? - How am I supposed to get home?
- Nope. - Well, I am.
- My boyfriend wouldn't like that. - Oh, you got a boyfriend and things!
...i'll kill you.
- She's my cousin. - That's my song.
Home base, I got a situation here.
- Nothing in America is free. - Love is.
He'll say I fucked up my first legitimate job.
Doodle-tooth. Call me... My breath...
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Frankfurter, Frankfurter!
Mo' Money! Mo' Money! Mo' Money!
- They come with thumb attachments. - Sound like handcuffs.
- Amber, you don't seem pleased. - When will we do something I want?
Johnny.
Get off, you fucker!
- What? - I got my tooth pulled.
- How about the new guy? - Johnny's great. He'll stick around.
- That's kind of funny. You bottle... - I said, shut up!
- I think the lady wants to play. - All right!
There's no risk for you.