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Please. Sit.
That's a credit card that Mr. Jeffrey wants cancelled.
- I gotta talk to my husband first. - Get a haircut.
- You can't beat this with a bat! - Oh, listen to this.
- What did you say? - Nothing! I played dumb.
Know something? I have no use for you anymore.
Child! He done forgot his Depends!
- Say it! - Nothing.
Your Honor? Allow me to fumigate my wisdom on the defendant.
Oh, shit!
- No? - Sure. Threw up on the way over.
I saw this four-finger ring that said "Seymour" and "Johnny."
Get him out. Let him die in the street like a dog.
You said all I had to do was get you the cards.
If they find out about my probation, I could go away.
I'm gonna kick your ass! Come here, boy!
- You fucking immigrant! - But, wait. Excuse me!
Close the fucking door!
I could probably get it. It's easy.
Oh, poor baby.
Could I get a printout of the names on that tape?
Wait. Let me get dressed.
- Then you're gonna join him. - Johnny.
Certainly. Zero, six, nine, one, three...
Okay, I fix, I fix. Here. Here.
- Why are you waiting? - Stay with her.
- A white guy. - What's his name?
We gonna get paid today!
- Here is your other spoon. - Thank you.
What are you doing? Get him out.
- I'm serious! - I am too. It's not drugs!
Hold on!
Remember when you had to heat an iron on the stove?
Look, you gave me your cold!
...that both physically and geographically...
- Take your hand off me! - I'll go get the TV.
$150, I give you $150...
I thought you'd have your shit together. But you don't.
Mayo. Here's more mayo. Mayo, here.
Sounds like you need the Sunday Times.
Hey! That looks just like you! Wait a minute. That is you!
Here's some chicken.
You're looking beautiful, girl.
- Don't know what you're talking about. - Oh, no.
- What's happening? - That shit was no good!
That stuff doesn't concern you.
You get me those cards, okay?
What's up?
He's a top-level executive. I'd have lost my job!
Damn. Fire?
Look, Keith. Johnny told me everything.
His name is Jonathan Stewart!
This is your correct telephone number, isn't it?
- Did you ever hear the one about...? - Hey, what are you doing?
- You need to settle down. - With who?
- Stop! Police! - Here comes fatso! Come on!
Listen, I'm going to the bar right down the street.
Allison, file this, please.
- We got a lucky winner, you all! - Winner! Winner!
What about Seymour?
- Good luck. - Thanks.
Come on, man. Don't you die on me! Slim?
Hi! We'd like to see your jewels, please.
You son of a bitch! I'll rip your throat out!
You said it would take an hour. It's been longer. That's unacceptable.