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Terry! How are you?
You just want to be around that stupid girl!
Don't stand out here like a couple of roaches.
Timmy, not the cans, no!
Nothing. He just asked me a bunch of questions about the mailroom.
- That's right! - Hey, my man! You using that hat?
- Please tell me it's not drugs. - It's not drugs.
It's America, remember?
- A job? - Yeah.
Well, somebody did. Wonder what that means?
I gotta poop.
We could sell that and get $100.
...Jim.
I can't help that. I'll tell you about your dad.
- I like that hat. - Kiss my ass.
This computer can determine credit approval.
You think they're gonna hire a convicted criminal?
You're right. Why am I being insecure? He can't afford you. Right, Amber?
Come back here!
- Is he good? - He's the best lawyer in town!
- Hi. - Hi, Johnny.
Flight Limousine Service.
Mo' money! Mo' money! Mo' money!
He was stupid. You're here and he's gone.
...just to let you think about how you're wasting my time!
Should've punched him right in his face!
- Two dollars. - What happened to free?
- I'll get you one. - Jonathan Stewart!
No! Go! He's dead.
I don't know. They all look alike and smell like bologna.
Damn! I'm sorry to hear that.
It was about 90 degrees. You got kids?
I know this dude, his name is Keith. Keith Heading.
You're welcome. Now get him out. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Certainly. Anything else I could do?
As soon as you find your fucking balls!
I didn't think so.
- You wanna come? - No. I'm gonna pass. I'll pass.
I've got a joke for you.
Come again. And again and again.
Don't be sad. Life's good, you just need direction.
I have an eating disorder, you know.
Remember the trouble you caused?
The computer decides who gets credit and who doesn't?
You little shit!
If you fuck me...
All right, you got a deal.
- Computers reject abnormal purchases. - "Abnormal purchases."
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Bam!
The night before I was a tepee." Psychiatrist says, "You're two tents."
Yes! I got the job!
- Don't know what we'd do without him. - Do you know where he is?
- Just a jacket. - And a hat.
What happened?
- Not the eggs. - What do you want me to do?
Well, that's great!
I'm not gonna hurt you.