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- What don't you understand? - The whole thing.
Is she cute?
"What you got for me today, judge? Five years?
How do they get the jelly into these things?
- It's coming! It's coming! - I don't see no smoke!
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You sold me out for some ass? What do I do now?
Oh, you're red. You're getting blue.
- Right, fellas? - Oh, you absolutely right, Mr. Man.
- I love your smile. It's beautiful. - Thank you.
I don't have a kid.
Just go home and i'll take care of it, okay?
That shit look like a yarmulke with a brim!
She's got a sister that looks just like her.
You sure you want this one?
Then my mom come running in saying, "What you doing to your sister?"
- Tell your mommy to buy a book. - Screw you!
So, I asked myself, "Do dead people shop?"
Pay your fare Pay your fare
What?
I know. That's the dead guy next door.
Reverend, my sister will work it off for you when she gets better.
For the money.
- You taking Godzuki with you? - That's not funny. She's good people.
Fix him a turkey sandwich. Hurry, he's crazy.
Anyways, how much is something like this?
A job ain’t nothing but work!
25 G!
Well, well, well. Look what we got here.
Come in.
See that cab over there?
...if he be sent to the bowels...
Ain't that something.
Too bad.
Besides, it wouldn't benefit either one of us.
- How was I supposed to react? - Not by treating me like a whore!
You're supposed to say, "I'll get you one."
- Keith, I want out. - Say what?
Now that shit was sweet!
- Stop! Police! - Here comes fatso! Come on!
Once again, never the black! You want the red.
- You see what you started, Mary? - What happened to us?
- I think she likes you. - I think I like you.
You give up? This morning I had baby food and therapy. Lots of it.
- Say it! - You played yourself!
Come here.
Your Honor? Allow me to fumigate my wisdom on the defendant.
You gonna play ball in the jungle?
- Go get it! - Before I kick both your asses!
- So what took you so long? - I think I got a job.
What money?
He's gonna call. I got a feeling.
Let's see. Dinner at Lu Chow's. Yum yum, dim sum.
What are you gonna do? Are you calling the cops?
Shit.
Acquisitions is having babies about the C-89 form. Finished?
- What, are you jealous? - That's absurd. Just don't talk to him.
- We don't hang anymore! - I took you to the dentist.
Let me wear your belt!
Yeah! Seven years, judge?
Many people say that. They're crazy!
Could you explain the system again?
You gotta work for what you want!
- I have to go. - That's your boss friend?
- Loverboy. I'm out. - You're out?
- I got a job, man! - Filthy!
Yo, what took you so long? I've been home and back.
I was in a chicken costume, giving out coupons. It didn't fit my image.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Husband said I could put it on my Dynasty Club Card.
- What's my name? - Is she cute?