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- Hey. - Hey. Hey.
Sir, could you move your nachos? They're in my seat.
Woo-hoo!
Your full-sized aortic pump.
Joe, we would have asked you. We thought you wouldn't be interested.
Menstrual cramps.
- Oh, that is so tacky. - Well, that's what I said.
Hi, Emma. Oh. Why is she wearing her hat so low?
Today's Mike and my one-year anniversary.
You know what? This kid needs me, okay?
I am going to be a baby stylist
Can we read it? Can you print out another copy?
...you like the apartment more than you like...
And that became, "They are humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens...
"Carbs Found Her."
No, I've got work, and then I'm proposing.
He has a killer apartment.
You pierced her ears?
- Well, actually... - Can I talk to you for a second?
She's gonna be Mrs no-balls!
I don't want her watching our baby.
All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life.
You gotta admit, Emma does look cute.
Oh, God, I hope you feel better. Okay. Bye.
Excuse me.
Sometimes just nodding is okay.
I didn't try to sound smart at all.
Clearly, we were wrong.
How could you do this without telling me?
...I don't think he's ever gonna ask again.
I think there's been an oversight.
I got a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, okay?
- Amy. Hi. - I took your advice.
...and we're gonna have sex in a public restroom.
...with full-sized aortic pumps."