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- Did you-? - No, no, we'll talk about it later.
...for my dry cleaner. I never know what to write on these things.
So, what are you guys doing this weekend?
What do you say? What do you be?
Well, maybe you should ask Elaine.
Top of the morning to you.
Well, it's not my fault.
- No. Upstate. - Upstate.
Yeah, they do a lot of baking up there.
Actually, The Screen says Wandows
Well, maybe I'll just take it back.
For long life and vitality.
Who has the remote?
- Where's Seinfeld? - He's on his way.
Thanks for showing up.
How does a human being make that sounddd??
These are his friends.
I'm very impressed?
The damnedest thing. Doctors say he has to live in a plastic bubble.
Holy cow, look at that!
Donald, stop it.
It makes juice, it extracts the pulp and- And then the vitamins.
Moops! Moops!
I mean, a cigar is like:
But that lake must be freezing.
- Come on, George. George, stop. - Would you wait one moment-
Actually, It's Wandows
Put that thing out before you start another fire.
I don't know if this is the house.
I'm gonna kill that cwazy wabbit.
You make plans, then he goes 100 miles an hour...
Come on.
I'll have a cup of coffee and a turkey club.
Tomorrow is his birthday.
What can I do? I promised I'd go visit him tomorrow.
Why don't you play a game of Trivial Pursuit?
I think that's what smoking is really all about.
- What's your name? - Jerry Seinfeld.